My Pubic Hair is Going Grey…..
Yesterday at work, it was a long one, the young lady sat behind me made a noise like an Ewok. I made comment that she had made said noise and was met with a blank stare in as much to say “What language do you speak?” I tried to explain what an Ewok was and [...]
Time Confusion
I hate today. I spend the whole day thinking it’s a different time to that which it really is. You see the clocks went forward today and I spend the whole day every year thinking: “Oh It’s 3pm… but really it’s only 2pm… but it’s really 3pm” And by the time I have my head [...]
Advice for Britney
If you read gossip websites and the gossip magazines, you won’t have missed the scandal that is Britney Spears. Now, I was no big fan of her music but let’s face it I am a bloke a schoolgirl outfit is going to ring a few bells. But now that she has gone from the predestined [...]
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